A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*
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*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?
Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.
"and all of a sudden you feel very small" damn right
think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
things girls dont like about boys
- "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
- "yeah it’s 8 inches"
- "she looks like such a bitch"
- "lmao im such a lesbian"
- "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
- "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"
"period cramps cant be that bad”
"Jesus. Are you on your period?
"Just give me a chance, I’m a nice guy"
fav person of the day
because actually helping people with cosplay emergencies!
bonus points: one time he gave me a toaster oven for free
truly the stuff of legend
this one time he drove over and left a slab of dr pepper under my pillow
just in case there were any lingering doubts as to whether or not this guy is the best person ever
oh my god he is an actual superhero LIKE AN ACTUAL LEGIT SUPERHERO
I know this guy from a cosplay group.
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
Emotion and expressing emotion are human traits. Don’t rob boys of their humanity. @zellieimani